I like bands, youtubers, TV shows, food, and animals
My principal said my sense of humor is "optimistic cynicism"
This blog is inconsistent
I have the attention span of a donut
I am a mass of contradictions
Ask box is always open, I always respond, and I'm always here if you need someone to talk to <3
Now That’s What I Call Tumblr
but can any of you top this sims glitch?
yet another unrealistic standard for women
RENOVATE!
I had to
look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe
my dash
Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
I so wish I had this woman’s job…
SHE’S TOO SHORT TO DO HIS MAKEUP OMFFFF HHAAA
HOW FAR APART CAN HE SPREAD THOSE LEGS? sdsfdsfdhd
he was a cheerleder im pretty sure he can go do the complete splits
My grandmother grew up in this tiny village in Barbados, and she was the only kid in the village to have a cricket bat. She used to play with all the boys, but then they started stealing the bat every time she bought it out of the house and saying that she couldn’t play because girls shouldn’t play sport. So one day she invited them to come play cricket, then set fire to the bat and made them watch it burn, so none of them could play cricket anymore. She was 11.
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
